It’s not necessarily true that Italy has the best gelato and that every frame has to house a picture; however it is true that Italian men are conditioned by years of playing soccer to have broad shoulders and narrow waists, which can be said of Spanish men as well;
Footballs flying past outdoor tables can be pigeons, never parrots, as parrots are shy birds that take their camouflage seriously, and therefore, make the best ambassadors;
All great paintings depict two things: either faith or war while museum security guards are the most accomplished people watchers in the entire world;
It also could be said that there are no great paintings of security guards
or how the sun never sets on the Internet
in an airbnb without a window and no blankets.